THE SECRET IS OUT ON LUDACRIS AND TYRESE

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SO THE SECRET IS OUT LUDACRIS AND TYRESE ADMITS TO USING SECRET DEORDARANT. ON A RECENT INTERVIEW WITH JEREMY PARSONS FROM REELZCHANEL. THE TWO FAST AND FURIOUS 6 STARS REVEALED THAT FOR YEARS THEY HAVE USED SECRET AS THERE PREFERED CHOICE OF DEORDARANT.

SO OF COURSE …. LADIES…… YOUR BOY HITS THE T.M.I. BUTTON AND REVEALS HE USE IT ON BOTH AREAS. HENCE WHY YOU ARE A JACKOFF REPORT….

C MON O,THERE ARE  SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM SAYING.

FUNNY THOUGH. CHECK OUT FAST AND FURIOUS 6 MAY 24 2013 IN THE US. WILL PREMEIRE A WEEK EARLIER OVERSEA’S. MANY US CRITICS ARE UPSET BEING THAT THIS WILL BE THE 2ND WEEK IN A ROW THIS HAS OCCURED. LAST WEEK “STAR TREK” INTO THE DARKNESS  OVER $83 MILLION IN ITS FOREIGN, AND US DEBUT. UNIVERSAL IS SAYING IT MAKES SENSE, BECAUSE THE FILM IS BASED IN LONDON.  GO CHECK IT OUT…….

 

CHRIS BREEZY NEWS

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CHRIS BROWN’s LAWYER HAS TURNED OVER RECORDS TO LAPD CONCERNING RECENT DEATH THREATS TOO HIS OFFICE. AS OF YET THERE ARE NO LEADS, BUT SPECULATORS FEEL THEY CAN BE FROM AN ARRAY OF THINGS. FROM THE GRAFFITTI ON HIS HOLLYWOOD HILLS HOME, TO THE PARKING LOT BEEF WITH FRANK OCEAN, THE ONGOING FEUD WITH RAPPER DRAKE, OR MAYBE IN RECENT NEWS THE ADDITION TO WALE ON THE “I SMASH RIRI TOO” LIST.

BROWN’S ATTORNEY MARK GERAGOS FILLED THE REPORTS WITH LAPD AND THERE IS A CURRENT INVESTIGATION PENDING.

ALSO AND UPDATE FROM THE BREEZY VS DRIZZY NICKELODEN BEEF. BREEZY’S SECURITY GUARD FILLED  LAWSUIT’S AGAINST DRAKE AND W.I.P. NIGHTCLUB. PATRICK STRICKLAND , BROWN’S SECURITY GUARD STATED IN

HIS LAWSUIT THAT DRAKE MADE A CLEAR REFERENCE TO CHRIS BROWN CONCERNING HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH RIRI. THE VENUE IS TO BLAME FOR PUTTING THE TWO ENTERTAINERS IN THE SAME V.I.P. AREA PUT THEM  IN HARMS WAY BECAUSE THEY FOR THOSE THAT FORGOT HOW  JACKED UP HE GOT THAT NIGHT.

SO HERE IS WHAT THE REPORTS SAY, DRAKE PASSED BREEZY A HADWRITTEN NOTE THAT SAID “I’M F****ING THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.”

NEXT WAS THE VERBAL ALTERCATION THEN CAME THE BOTTLES

WELL DRAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE JACK OFF IN THIS ONE. I HOPE DAT MOUTH DIDNT WRITE A CHECK THAT AZZ CAN’T CASH.

YALL JACK OFF NEED TO GET YA SHYT TOGETHER OUTCHA LOOKING STUPID AND SHE PLAYING THE BOTH OF YOU….

FOXY BROWN ACCUSES JAY Z OF RAPE ,TRANNY CHASING AND MORE

CRAZY CRAZY

MISS FOXY BROWN HAS ALOT TO SAY ABOUT JAYZ NOW A DAYS I WILL SAY THIS HE HAS REFERENCED HAVING A FETISH FOR YOUNGER WOMEN IN HIS MUSIC HINT HINT HIS WIFE MORE THAN 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM AND AS FOR THE TRANNY BUSINESS HEY WASN’T IT WENDY WILLIAMS THAT BLASTED JAY Z ON THE GAY RAPPER LIST I DON’T KNOW YOU DECIDE BUT HERE’S THE DIRT:

Foxy Brown is putting Jay Z on blast and is accusing him of taking her virginity when she was underage and claims he chases tranny’s. According to The Hollywood Street King, Allegedly, Foxy Brown shared information regarding her and music mogul, Jay-Z to an unknown person. Foxy Brown, whose real name is Inga Marchand, has revealed that her ticket to rap success came at a price and that it all happened while she was underage. She says the man who put her on to the rap game, Jay Z (then 27-years-old), took her virginity when she was just 15-years-old adding Hova funded her shopping trips and pampering at hair and nail salons while she was still in high school all to get into her panties! Besides alleging that Jay Z chases tranny’s, Foxy says there was one constant man in Hova’s life.

According to Foxy, Jay Z and Larry Johnson were ‘f*** buddies.’ Jay once shared an apartment with the NBA baller who once repped Rocawear. Foxy also has a strong disliking for Jay’s wife, Beyonce. “Now he is with Beyonce…F*** that halitosis-infected heffa

Wale allegedly Smashed Rihanna?!

Shay Sherelle’s Check In!

Sometime last week in a heated dm conversation on twitter Wale Folarin and a “fan” got into it.

The fan decided to post this dm and the media went wild:

There is a song that wale and Rih have been working in the studio on, who knows maybe its called Studio love.

The Fan also wanted to knw why the rapper was copying young scooter here’s the rest of the convo:

wale    wale2

Really Wale?? Elementary style Rubber and glue ? SMH

KAYNE GETS BABY BUMP OF HIS OWN……

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SO KAYNE AND KIMYEA WAS OUT HOUSE HUNTING WHEN THE JACK OFF RUNS INTO A STREET SIGN… IN TYPICAL DRAMA QUEEN FASHION KAYNE SNAPS ON EVERYONE FOR HIS LACK OF MOTOR SKILLS.

SIDE NOTE:: DON’T YALL HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TOO HAVE SOMEONE DOING THIS FOR YOU.

(IN MY JAMIE FOXX VOICE)

THIS IS YOUR CONSCIOUS. WHY AM I OUT HERE WITH THIS B****TCH WITH MY PLEATHER SHIRT. WHEN I’M KAYNE, HOV TOLD ME HE HAD SOMEONE TO DO THIS AND B SAID YOU  NEED TO KEEP DAT DAMN GIRL AWAY FROM THE CAMERA WITH GRANDMA PICNIC DRESS’S ON.  NOW  THESE CAMERA SEE IM REALLY JUST A CLOWNSY…..) OK I’LL STOP… LOL..

SO OF COURSE ITS MELTDOWN TIME, CAUSE NOT ONLY DID KAYNE  NOT NEED TO BE OUT  THERE, HE HAS  WALKED INTO A SIGN, AND NOW I’M  GOING TO HAVE LUNCH RIGHT HERE SO EVERYONE TO SEE.  C MON SON .

“KAYNE, HEY I JUST GOT HERE, IF YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE I LEAVE, KAYNE.”

JACK OFF ON THEM YEE… YOU GRILLED OUT, YOU THUGGED OUT , GOT YA BUMP OUT…..

I’LL HOLLA…..

.(NOOOOOOOO, YOOOOOOOUUUURRRRR GGGGGOOOOOOIIINNG TTTHHHEE WWWWRRROONNNGGG WWWWAAAYYY!!!!!)

DIDN’T PAC TELL YOU TO KEEP  YA HEAD UP!!!!!!!

WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR HEAD HUNG LOW,

MY BAD HAD TO ROAST HIM A LITTLE BIT…..

Is Jay Z a time traveler?????

WITH ALL THE RUMORS OF JAYZ AND ILLUMINATI THIS 1939 PIC OF A MAN IN HARLEM JUST SHAKES THE CORE OF THE POSSIBLITIES.  THE UNCANTY RESEMBLENCE BETWEEN JAY Z AND THIS MAN DEFINITELY MAKES YOU GO HMMMMMMMMMMM…………………………………………..

A photo of a man taken in 1939 by photographer Sid Grossman looks eerily like rap hero Jay-Z. A curator from the New York Public Library recently came across the image when looking through its stock at the Schomburg Center for Research In Black Culture.

Harlem Loiters WHAT DO YOU THINK REAL OR FAKE?

 

Rapper Future dropped from Tour!?!

Shay Sherelle’s Check In!

ATL Rapper Future got hit with a lawsuit after her beau thing Ciara encouraged him to skip a cpntract engagement because the travel arrangements were not good enough for him. ( Great Job Ciara stick by your man….smh) And like that didnt top the cake with icing he has now been dropped from Lil Wayne’s America Most Wanted Tour..

The Tour was supposed to Star Lil Wayne, T.I. and Future but 2 Chains 4 bracelets will take his spot. ( either way the tour would be hot without the headliner) T.I was the one to break the news on a local radio show saying:

“It was Future and something happened. Future pulled. He disassociated himself from the tour for whatever reason. It’s still love.”

What yall think about this? Is it the new relatinship with a wishwashy singer gf Ciara or is he getting ahead of himself??

Singer Monica is 5 months Pregnant!

Shay Sherelle’s Check In!

Monica and her Husband Shannon Brown have finally confirmed our suspicions. She is 5 months pregnant!! Last night on her instagram while in Chattanooga, TN, She posted this picture right before went onstage. This will be the 4th addition to the family with this being their first child together.

Congratulations Monica and Happy Mothers Day Out there to All the mothers and fathers wh act as mothers, Deceased or here with us. We Appreciate you!

 

 

What Your favorite Entertainers Demand Before going onstage!!

 

Shay Sherelle’s Check In!

Drake

Included in the Toronto recording star’s 2010 “Rider Requirements” is the demand that promoters provide him with Andis T-Outliner Trimmers, which retail for about $45. He also requests (4) dozen natural sented insense sticks” and “Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap,” E-Z Wider rolling papers and one pack of Dutch Master President cigars, a bottle of Pinot Grigio, a case of Heineken, and bottles of Jack Daniel’s, Patron Silver tequila, and “1 bottle of Hennesy or Covourssier and Grey Goose.” Here is a list just in case i lost you.

Rihanna

Bajan bad gal Rihanna’s rider includes a 6-foot comfortable couch made of white cloth (No Leather) graced with 6-8 animal print pillows (No Sequins), she also specifies “Four small, clear, square vases with White Tulips, if in season” or if not in season, “Casablanca Lilies or White Fresia.” She also asks for six Archipelago Black Forest Candles, but promoters should be aware: “If you can’t get these please let RiRi’s assistant know ASAP as we have a second choice.”

Mariah Carey

Of course she’s a diva! Mariah asks that the temperature in her dressing room be set to around 75 degrees but that the venue “be prepared to adjust the temperature accordingly.” She also likes her vino — a bottle of Opus One Cabernet Sauvignon along with a dozen bottles of Melon flavor Gatorade.

Kanye West

We probably shouldn’t be surprised that Yeezy is all about luxuriating his face and body with the help of these items on hand: 2 tubes of Carmex lip balm, Neutrogena face scrub, Nivea body lotion and L’Occitane en Provence soap. His driver is also required to wear 100 percent cotton clothing as “man-made fibers” are completely banned!

Nicki Minaj

Nicki gets her energy from the 12 cans of Red Bull on her rider (“six room temp, six iced”) but she also likes 12 bottles of Martinelli’s (also half room temp, half iced). As for her surroundings, she favors 2 dozen pink or white roses and three large baked goods-scented candles.  Onika Maraj also requires Snapple, Red Bull, assorted fruit  juices, Simply Lemonade, a fruit platter, a cheese platter, a deli tray, three  packs of gum, salad with tomatoes, cucumbers, green olives, Wishbone Light  Italian dressing, Bumble Bee tuna in water and wheat or low-fat crackers.

Jay-Z

The baller likes to lay back in “One late-model black Maybach with tinted windows.” His rider also includes 6-packs of Sapporo Japanese beer, a bottle of Belvedere, 2 bottles of Patron, 2 bottles of “Red, Italian wine from Bolgheri Region [Italy]” and Ace of Spades champagne. Give Hov a jar of “good quality” grape jelly to round out his list.

 

And of Course Beyonce

With her Mrs. Carter world Tour Coming up Beyonce treated her dancers to $26,000 spree. In Alcohol and Champagne bar following the shows as well as the costumes they wear have to be 100% pure cotton to save her and her crew from allergic reactions. $7,000 titatium straws which she uses to drink special alhaline water that has to be served at exactly 21 degrees. She has to have freshly painted white walls as well as a new toilet seat( i feel u girl) but the diva also requests that her toilet paper be RED!  No one gets any junk food and the only snacks u can get must include flass platters of almonds and oat cakes and there is also a strict green only policy when it comes to salad bar nibblets.